Wednesday, May 07, 2008

That's It For Me !



Sooooo, what happens when you never pay a ticket ? Anyone know. Because I think I got a parking ticket the other day. I know you are all saying to yourselves right now 'she thinks she got a ticket ?' and yes, I am blonde.


Anyhoo, I had been visiting my mom at her work, and when finished, left on my merry way. Jamming out to some righteous tunage like 'Baby Don't Hurt Me, Don't Hurt Me, No More' - oh yeah, everyone knows the one. And it started to rain...... that was the beginning of the end for me.


So I am singing out loud in my vehicle, jerking my head about just like the movie 'Night At The Roxbury' as it is an automatic reaction for EVERYONE I am sure, when that song comes on, anyhoo I digress.


When finally I can no longer see because of the pelting down rain, I do as any responsible driver would do and turn on my windshield wipers.


That's when it happened......


In mid vocal and head shake I see something flap off of my windshield and flutter down the highway behind me and slap some other vehicle in the face........hmmmmmm.


Parking Ticket ? It would be safe to assume as I did not plug the meter. Dumb Ass ! Why didn't I plug the meter !


So now I am sure that they are looking for me. They will never break me ! I won't talk ! I have a family ! PULLLEEAAASSEEEE DON'T SEND ME TO JAAAAILLLLLL - Wahhhhhhhh !
Blogroll Me! free counter