Stories

Have we ever truly given this enough thought ?

We wonder why some people are so screwed up. Maybe it has something to do with our upbringing and the childhood stories told religously by our parents, and then being told "Sweet Dreams" after this nightly routine.

YEAH RIGHT

Let me break it down :

1. Little Red Riding Hood
A young girl is sent out into a dark and scary forest on her own. She is then accosted by a scary wolf, which happens to be male. She manages to escape and proceed to her ailing grammas house. The perp has now bound the old lady and stuffed her in a closet and has disguised himself. Once the young girl arrives he tries to assualt her. Her saviour appears and gives chase, takes justice into his own hands, and kills the wolf.
Moral of the Story : Kill The Bastard

2. The Three Little Pigs
Young adult siblings move from their parents to make it on their own. They find places of their own, on the wrong side of town. It is not long before they are receiving death threats from the leader "up dere in da hood." Being told that "dey ain't gots no rights hangin deyselfs up eere en all dat." So they must flee their homes and head for the "safe" house. Where even there they are not safe. The neighbours band together, take justice into their own hands and decide that boiling up the assailant is the best punishment.
Moral of the Story : Kill The Bastard.

3. Hansel & Gretel
A poor brother and his sister runaway from home because of their father's new woman. They are lost, alone and afraid in the dark forest. They finally come across what they are hoping is a "block parent" house and safety. Little did they know that an old lady with a history of mental illness dwelt inside. She caged the poor children and explained to them that it was the voices telling her to this. That she must boil them and make them into soup. The children hatch a plan and manage to escape, cooking the mentally psychotic woman in her own pot.
Moral of the Story : Kill The Bitch

4. Never Cry Wolf
A juvenile deliquent boy in his teens spends many of his days alone in the woods, plotting his next trick to play on his family and friends. Through " Tough Love" however, the friends and family have been taught to ignore this behaviour, as it was only a plea for attention. The boy finds himself in serious trouble and no one to turn to, thankfully an old hermit spots the boy in trouble and weilding his M16 levels the criminal that is chasing the boy. The criminal once again being a scary male wolf.
Moral of The Story : Kill The Bastard.

And we wonder why there are screwed up people in the world. Night after night we babmboozle our kids with murder, crime, fear, and call them fairytails. This is only the tip of the iceberg. Think of :

Sleeping Beauty : witness protection, (drugs) poisioning, sexual content, murder.
Snow White : abuse, runaway, organ stealing, drugs (poising) violent death.
Cinderella : slavery, abuse, hallucinatory visions,

And many many more.....hee hee hee
Sweet Dreams :)